Terrestrial Cartographer Gifts

The Lost World: You are Here

'C'mon get it straight.'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Here be dragons.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Having been born with a birthmark that looks exactly like Asia and the Mideast, Russell was able to ace the geography portion of the SATs.

The High Line at Giza

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

The Map of the Human Heart

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Exit Next Left

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'This is you, enlarged.'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Climate Change -- You are here.