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"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"You are here"

"Ever since they declared him a dwarf planet, Pluto has been, well -- GRUMPY."

'C'mon get it straight.'

Alien David statue

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

The Lost World: You are Here

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

The Big Tipper

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Can I have a look at the map?

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

Vacation Time: Hither, Thither, Yon.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'This is you, enlarged.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

My central park

'It doesn't show it on this map....'