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Here Was Peter

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

How Glaciations Begin

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Double bass in space

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

God creating the galaxy.

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Moon's Portaloo.

"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Alien Painting Moon

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Serious business

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Alpha Centauri

Wind Warning on the moon.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Planet is a target.

Bassoon musical instrument.

"B*****d!"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'