Interstellar Dj T-Shirts

Music in Space.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

How Glaciations Begin

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Double bass in space

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Desert Planet

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

Alien Painting Moon

Serious business

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"B*****d!"

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Alpha Centauri

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Planet is a target.

Bassoon musical instrument.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"Shoulda brought the weed."