Interstellar Dj Mugs

Music in Space.

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

How Glaciations Begin

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"You'd think they never heard of 'catch and release' before."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Double bass in space

Desert Planet

'It's nothing personal, Donald; I just need more space.'

Moon's Portaloo.

'Can you spare a moment for the Universe, sir?'

Serious business

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Alien Painting Moon

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

"Y'all look like dog people to me."

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Planet is a target.

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

"B*****d!"