Interstellar Rider Mugs

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

How Glaciations Begin

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

Martians spot an Earth UFO

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Giant Insect Alien

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Alien Painting Moon

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Give Way To Cyclists

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Alpha Centauri

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Planet is a target.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

Space Heater

Alien on top of a Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence building.