Interstellar Rider Mugs

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

How Glaciations Begin

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

Martians spot an Earth UFO

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

With the right combination of key strokes, credit card info and open web pages, Dave unwittingly interrupts the feedback loop between star creation and black hole formation.

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

Giant Insect Alien

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Alien Painting Moon

Give Way To Cyclists

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Alpha Centauri

Planet is a target.

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Spaceman walking dog on the moon.

Spiro & Pusho meet an alien.

"Remember, there's an additional charge if you don't refill the tank before you return it."

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "...No hydrants."

Wind Warning on the moon.

Space Heater