Skin Canvas Gifts

Inkaholic

(Camel paintings)

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Art Plagiarism

"It's called 'Sold'."

Instant art

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

A Friend in Need.

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

I'm color blind, please help.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

The painting Painter

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Holier Than Thou

"Too busy."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Blank canvas on easel is sculptor's model.

'Apparently he only uses fugitive colours.'

'I didn't get a grant.'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'As if the paper shortage isn't bad enough, now I hear there's an ink shortage.'

'Portrait that uses canvas stand.'