Canvaswork Gifts

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"Feel better, dear?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Instant art

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I wanted to see if it made a picture."

I'm color blind, please help.

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Medical Arts Building

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

The painting Painter

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Painting Music