Canvas Crafter Gifts

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"He's an abstract artist."

Artist

Life Drawing Class

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Feel better, dear?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'Picasso'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

How Art Works.

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Cross-country knitting.

The painting Painter

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Medical Arts Building

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.