Canvas Crafter Pillows

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"He's an abstract artist."

Artist

Life Drawing Class

(Camel paintings)

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Feel better, dear?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Art Plagiarism

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

'Picasso'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"It's called 'Sold'."

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

How Art Works.

"I'm ahead of my time."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Cross-country knitting.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

The painting Painter

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Medical Arts Building

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'