Canvas Crafters Pillows

"I work strictly with acrylics."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

(Camel paintings)

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Feel better, dear?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Cartooning 101: Figure Drawing

Art Plagiarism

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'Picasso'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"It's called 'Sold'."

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'I'm glad you like it, but I haven't started it yet.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

How Art Works.

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

The painting Painter

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Medical Arts Building

Painting Music

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"Pfft. Derivative."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Abstract Paintings.

'For goodness sake, Miss Pendleton, stop jiggling about!'

Painter Sheltering Under His Canvas.

Pavement artist.

"My favorite painting? That's like asking who's my favorite child. It's Michael."