Carton Crafter Gifts

Child builds themselves a sled.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Do it yourself books.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Brain Power

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

Stitch one, pearl one...

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Wooly mammoth

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Boating trip

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Life Drawing Class

Garden Art

"Homey Claus!"

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Octopus and Swordfish

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."

Easter Eggs

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.