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Child builds themselves a sled.

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

Do it yourself books.

"He's an abstract artist."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Notice how Dad ages faster at relativistic speeds?"

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

'Harvey does all his own 'get well' cards.'

Brain Power

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'

Cross-country knitting.

Stitch one, pearl one...

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Yes, I received your resume that you emailed. I ran a fact check and I was wondering if you know that a half truth is a whole lie.'

"I had to get braces."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

"I don't think so, Ted!"

Wooly mammoth

'The theory is, instead of cutting us down, they keep recycling Grandpa to make new paper products.'

Boating trip

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

Life Drawing Class

"Homey Claus!"

Garden Art

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Octopus and Swordfish

Easter Eggs

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

"I had to make the heart blue because I used up all my red crayons at Christmas time."