Mouse Muse T-Shirts

Cat Annoyed At Mice Developing The Modern Ballistic Missile

"You have a mouse named Juliet."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Jerry Lordan

Rogue elephant

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

The Sensitive Dude.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Have you ever thought about doing a children's book?'

Abstract portrait art.

Modern day mirror.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Who on earth would call on a landline? How rude!"

"The AI art generator became self-aware, and now it just procrastinates and questions itself."

Artist studies painting nudes by painting peeled bananas.

"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."

The Cona Lisa

Dali Paints His Dreams

This guy smells like he just got the Covid vaccine. Do you think it's safe to bite him?

An octopus admiring an inkblot painting

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'Happy birthday,gorgeous!'

It appears the robots have skipped consciousness and gone straight to self-consciousness.

'Couldn't you at least unbutton your top button?'

Artist's model for a painting of Hamlet turns up to the studio with a black eye

AS Joe saw his reflection in the mirror - he realized that maybe the zookeeper hadn't called him a buffoon after all.

This apartment is bigger than mine!

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?