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"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Ask me about my litter! !

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Cat and mouse.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

"Phew, that was close."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

God's map of the universe

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Mouse shopping after hours

'How are you?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."