Mouse Musers Gifts

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Ask me about my litter! !

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Cat and mouse

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"It's from the cat."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Cat and mouse.

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

'Follow that cab!'

"Phew, that was close."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Cat and INOUT boxes.

God's map of the universe

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Mouse shopping after hours

'How are you?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Collymore! There are some startling results from the anabolic steroid tests.'

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."