Mouse Musers Mugs

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"It's from the cat."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"Phew, that was close."

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

Cat and INOUT boxes.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

God's map of the universe

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"Are you gonna be much longer?"

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'Oh boy, my favourite: Cheese Fondue...'

Mouse with map exiting maze.

Cat and mouse with elecrtical outlet.

"Have you ever heard anyone yell 'EEEK! A psychiatrist!'?"

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"...it was a bad idea getting them a kitten."

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

'How are you?'

"Unaccustomed as I am to public squeaking…"

'Is this what you're looking for?'

Graffiti on baseboard.

"Okay, okay - next time I'll spring the trap and you grab the cheese."