Mirror Musers Gifts

"...and you tell me that Snow White is still the fairest of them all!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's is the best 'boob job' of all?'

"Tremaine, could I see you for a moment — alone?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... Where did that nose ring come from?!"

"I didn't know my eyebrows looked like that."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

Bad hair day!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Changing Room Decisions

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Vanity artist

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'I see you're not wearing clean underpants.'

Modern day mirror.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Narcissus