Miscommunication Muse Gifts

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I said 'barium,' not 'bury him'!'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"I meant the dog!"

"So tell me, Wallace. Has someone gobbled up my Viagra again?" "No. Wait. I thought they were delicious candy mints!"

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

Unknown historical typos: Isaac Newton presser, 1687

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

"Elective surgery? But I'm not even registered to vote!"

After years of chasing and fighting they discovered it was all just a misunderstanding.

Jude completely misunderstands his doctor's request for a stool sample.

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

'Deputy, I asked 'when are you going to a restaurant?' Not 'arrest your aunt'.'

"Excuse me, but it's GREG, Greg Chalmers."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

When you said it was a place with women and a bar I didn't think you meant a ballet class.

Look, XYXX! They're friendly!

"When you said you were taking me south on vacation I assumed you meant to the tropics."

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

'I'm afraid you've got the wrong department.'

"Aunt Mary, I think you may not have heard me right. I requested a bundt cake."

"No, what I said was we need more stakeholders."

"No...I said aperitif!!"

"There's a man at the door with a wooden leg."

Sea kelp? I said "seek help"!

'Sir, I'm an estate agent. Not a showbiz agent.'

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

Shoot...not literally, of course.

'Chapman, you misunderstood what I said about the Clark account. I said mull it over.'

"What makes you think you can patronize me?"

The Embarrassment of Van Gogh

You were right -- She's not trying to high-five us!

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

'I said Mascarpone not Mask A Pony!'