Communication Philosopher Pillows

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

Woman on the phone.

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Let us pray...'

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Computer help.

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Domestic Spying Drones

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."