Communication Philosopher Mugs

"My programmer doesn't understand me."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'The sole reason I haven't talked to my wife for five years, is that I was too polite to interrupt her...'

Letter Collecting Nerd

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Woman on the phone.

'Let us pray...'

Computer help.

"Again, you may exercise your right to remain silent, but it's going to work against you since this is a job interview."

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'I said, how do you like my new communication tool?'

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"That's his answer to everything!"

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Just remember, kid...whether you post on Facebook, Twitter or YouTube...it's all show biz."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."