Phone Philosopher Pillows

"Can you imagine how being the only one here makes me feel?"

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"No one is available to take your call at the present time."

"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."

Millennial Puppet

"Most people see mobile phones as a great way of talking to people wherever they are."

'Can I call you back? I've got a dinner to go to.'

'You were talking to your mother?! But...she's at a funeral!'

Shouldn't the hotline have a connection to dial-a-prayer?

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

Monica was concerned that Colin was over-dependent upon his mobile phone.

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Woman on the phone.

Gawk

The Sequels

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Information about information about information about information.

Domestic Spying Drones

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."