Phone Philosopher Mugs

"Can you imagine how being the only one here makes me feel?"

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"No one is available to take your call at the present time."

"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."

Millennial Puppet

"Most people see mobile phones as a great way of talking to people wherever they are."

'Can I call you back? I've got a dinner to go to.'

'You were talking to your mother?! But...she's at a funeral!'

Shouldn't the hotline have a connection to dial-a-prayer?

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

Monica was concerned that Colin was over-dependent upon his mobile phone.

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

Woman on the phone.

Gawk

The Sequels

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I think therefore I am.

Domestic Spying Drones

Information about information about information about information.

Modern Portrait Gallery

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '