Answerphone Philosopher Mugs

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Ban on Free Speech

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

What's normal?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.