"Can you imagine how being the only one here makes me feel?"
Phone Philosopher Gifts
Searching for something special for your phone philosopher? Our collection features clever mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase witty musings and profound thoughts, perfect for those who love to ponder life's big questions and share their insights in style.
'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'
Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !
"No one is available to take your call at the present time."
"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."
Millennial Puppet
"Most people see mobile phones as a great way of talking to people wherever they are."
'Can I call you back? I've got a dinner to go to.'
'You were talking to your mother?! But...she's at a funeral!'
Shouldn't the hotline have a connection to dial-a-prayer?
'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'
Monica was concerned that Colin was over-dependent upon his mobile phone.
'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'
"Are you busy or are you at work?"
"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."
"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"
Woman on the phone.
Gawk
The Sequels
"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."
'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'
"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"
"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"
"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"
"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."
"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."
"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."
"It's a self-driving skateboard."
I think therefore I am.
Information about information about information about information.
Domestic Spying Drones
"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."
"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."
Phone Philosopher Gifts Collection
Phone Philosopher Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for phone philosophers, featuring clever designs that make pondering over coffee even more fun.
Phone Philosopher Pillows
Relax in style with pillows for phone philosophers, decorated with humorous and insightful sayings to brighten any room.
Phone Philosopher Prints
Find inspiring prints for phone philosophers, beautifully designed to ignite thought and add personality to their space.
Phone Philosopher T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for phone philosophers, showcasing witty and thoughtful slogans perfect for every deep thinker.