Phone Booth Philosopher Gifts

"I may be awhile. I'm soliciting funds for my reëlection campaign."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

Woman on the phone.

Modern Portrait Gallery

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

Gawk

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

'And I don't appreciate being left on hold,with Motorhead's 'The ace of spades'!'

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'I can't believe I phoned my ex at 4 in the morning and go the wrong number. Still, if I look on the upside...it's lucky I didn't get the right number.'

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

'People are divided into two classes...those in the swim and those in the soup.'

"You're addicted to your phone and I think you need help."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"Can I call you back?"

Mavis didn't realise she was still on hold. . . !

"We can now tell the rest of the mice that after testing on lab humans, phones can be an addictive time waster."

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

Pandora's Fax.

Gloria just called me an animal. Are you going to take that kind of an insult? ?

"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"

Female impersonator in phone booth.

'This call may be ignored for sanity assurance.'

Pornographic telephone directory

"I have an app that gives me points for looking up from my phone."