Phone-checking Philosopher Gifts

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

Woman on the phone.

Roger feels that there are only two inante instincts in men and women. One is satisfaction of biological needs...the other is self-actualization.

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

Domestic Spying Drones

I think therefore I am.

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Information about information about information about information.

Modern Portrait Gallery

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

'Thoreau, doing research on chapter 7'

'Sorry - I only donate big.'

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"At last! - A text from Godot!!"

"I'm not an AI, I'm a human being."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Already my computer is outmoded, but i try to tell myself that my computer isn't ME."

"Here's what we've accomplished so far"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"According to google, yahoo and bing, the meaning of life is 'more data space'."

"The time has come to reflect and ask ourselves... 'what would Jesus tweet?'"