Score-savvy Texter Pillows

"Did the score change while I sent that text?"

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

OMG UR HOT

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."