Tech-savvy Texters Pillows

The horror of mistext

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

Polly txt speak

TAP TAP TAP TAP

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."

Text messaging in ladies' fashion store. "Does my bum look big in this?"