Texting Prodigy Pillows

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Moo Out Loud

'How about a walk!'

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

OMG UR HOT

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."