Texting Prodigy Mugs

"The bad news is that the voices in my head have started text messaging me."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

OMG UR HOT