Techie Texting Whiz Mugs

Quantity over quality

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Oymoticons

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

Dog Messages

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'