Techie Texting Whiz T-Shirts

Quantity over quality

Oymoticons

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

'Hi....I'm on my driving test....'

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"