Text-and-talk Lover Pillows

'If I don't love you, Susan, why'd I call you during anytime minutes instead of night and weekend minutes?'

Polly txt speak

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

OMG UR HOT

OMG.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."