Flirtatious Text Aficionado Pillows

'This text message must be for you, Axel. It reads, 'What R U wearing?' And there's a picture of a wolverine wearing a red bikini, lying provocatively on a bearskin rug.;

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Beach flirting

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'May I have the key to your heart?'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"