Flirtatious Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Hello curly,'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'Did you say psst?.'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

OMG UR HOT

'Silent type, eh?'

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Another martini please.'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'

'You had me at hell.'

"This next work was written at the height of romanticism - in fact it would help if the attractive lady in row 3 were to join me on the stool."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

'You dance like my mother.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'What colour is a hiccup?'