Flirtatious Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'Hello curly,'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

'This must be heaven, because you sure look like an angel....'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

'Did you say psst?.'

That endless instant between initial eye contact and conscious recognition.

'How much would you take off for cash?'

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

"You're the woman of one of my dreams."

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

'And may I say you have legs Frenchmen's dreams are made of...'

OMG UR HOT

Woman and a Mexican hat.

'Silent type, eh?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"If someone winks a you forty or fifty times, are they coming on to you?"

"You sure are ringin' my bell, Baby!"

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Another martini please.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"Wanna do lunch?"

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'You dance like my mother.'

'You had me at hell.'

"It's discretionary income but I occasionally use it for indiscretions."

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Snowman Romance

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'Better watch out for him...he's a real charmer.'