Flirty Humor Lover Pillows

'Smooth Operator' The number you dialled has not been recognised you sexy beast

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Honk if you love me!"

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Safe driver.

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

"Let's not get too hot for each other. I want us to last."

"She said don't forget the straw."

'I propose a day of mild exasperation in response to Richard Dawkins.'

"And they all said, twenty five years ago, that our trial seperation wouldn't last!!"

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Spiv

"Yes, we know them. We like them, but we're not crazy about, you know, the other him."

'This one is for not intervening in countries that don't threaten us.'

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Rodin & condom.

"Look, I've already told you. There's not enough room in the saucer to abduct your wife."

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

'It would be a dream home if you were to move in with me.'

Giving thanks.

'With me and Trixie it was love at first smell.'

'Well, he's the only boyfriend I didn't dump immediately. . . Stay on your toes, mister. The jury's still out.'

Medals on the Bed/"I suppose this means you're good in bed."

'I like you and all, it's just I usually don't date anyone shorter than me.'