Divine Messages Appreciator Pillows

"Not at all the sort of comment one was expecting."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Hello, Pastor Parker here. Thank you for calling moral support. Your call may be monitored to ... '

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Heaven

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"I'm a pastor. My job is to speak 20 minutes on Sunday and listen the rest of the week."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

The End is Near.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Priest and mobile

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

"The Good Lord is an excellent reference, but without a phone number..."

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'Oh, dear! — your baptismal certificate was never notarized!'

'You mean I have to MENTOR, too?'

'That's my slogan, you lousy thieveing creep!'

"Is this your first foray into self-publishing?"

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

'What the...? How the heck did that get in there? Oh, well, I guess it will have to do.'

Never fails. Stay in all week, not one call. Step out for an hour to preach...

Keep Christ in Xmas.