Divine Sms Enthusiast Pillows

Priest and mobile

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'How about a walk!'

Moo Out Loud

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

'Let's send her a text message; 'You're FIRED!''

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Giving Things Up For Lent.

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"Ok, so I just texted everybody my commencement speech."

OMG UR HOT

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

Funny Farm