Wise Words Admirer Pillows

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Sharp Eyes

Vote For Me!

Scale indicates the value of books.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Abstract art proves that things can be as bad as they look.

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'try moderation next time!'

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'My grandfather always used to say 'Son, if it ain't dysfunctional, don't attempt preemptive maintenance intervention on it.' Or something like that.'

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'

"Mr. Tilson will suffer you gladly now."

Three wise men following a lightbulb

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Hear no evil. See no evil. Speak no evil.

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

Love may be blind, but her kid brother isn't.

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"Oy vey"

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

Will the do-it-yourself craze ever get around to thinking?

Lady tipping cab driver

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'

Nostalgia is a thing of past.

'You wouldn't want to know.'

"Like my grandmother always used to say: 'It's better to phosphoresce than to curse the darkness!'"

'Won't be long, my dad is just passing down his values.'

Depressed cat says: 'Lives are hard and then, eventually, you die.'