Wise Men Admirer Pillows

"Gold....Frankincense....and cash to cover holiday tipping."

You are looking for a pregnant virgin? Ha, ha.. Please let me know if you find one.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Archimedes statue with a lever

Czarcasm

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Guru in a maze.

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

"When life gives me lemons, I know twenty-six ways to kill a man with a lemon."

Scale indicates the value of books.

Wilhelm Dilthey

"You have to admire their ingenuity at least -- They're burying their apple cores."

'It's a girl!'

Three wise men following a lightbulb

Telepath for Ms Thompson...

"I used to live each dray to the fullest. Now I'm satisfied with every other Tuesday."

'He's almost human.'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

"You can try all you want, but being smooth is just something you're born with."

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

Today's memoir is more of a who dunit?

Shoe Tree

Mensa / womensa toilets.

A Bad Time for John Thomas.

"I'm not looking for absolute wisdom. . . just enough to get by."

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

Taekwon DOHHEAD: 'Grrrrr!'

"Bloody typical, you wait for ever, then three of the buggers come along together!"

Mozart