Modern Wise Men Pillows

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Oh, crap.'

Czarcasm

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The Meaning of Life

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"More aphorisms, please!"

Guru in a maze.

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

'The secret to life number 3 is...or was that number 4? No, wait...that was number 7...or was it 8?'

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Virtue is its own reward. Vice works on commission.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.