Modern Wise Men Gifts

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

Czarcasm

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

'Now, until you've attained perfect wisdom, you'll have to learn to evade questions.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

The Meaning of Life

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"Like my old man used to say: 'No news is bad news not yet undelivered.'"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Enjoy it while you can, kid...one day you wake up and you're five!'

"More aphorisms, please!"

'Never, NEVER sneeze while you're levitating.'

Guru in a maze.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

Woman meets up with guru: 'Oh, there you are, honey. Dinner's getting cold.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'