Wise Man Fandom Gifts

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Czarcasm

Loopholes

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Pressing Problem

Guru in a maze.

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"How's tricks?"

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

Lemonade and counsel

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'Bill eventually came to regret selling his sole to the Devil.'

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

I thought we came from that way. Are you sure there's no South Star? I told you we should have asked Mary for directions. The three wise men on their way home.

It's smart never to forget your amnesia.

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

"Seriously?"

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'