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"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Czarcasm

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

Loopholes

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"I thought I'd be lonely at the top."

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Pressing Problem

'We must be close! It's the little clown of Bethlehem.'

Guru in a maze.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Actually, I'm not really a guru...

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

"I need a five letter word that starts with 'Ca'."

Lemonade and counsel

Three wise men following a lightbulb

'You can ruin the present worrying about how the past will affect the future.'

'Mommy and Daddy have taken care of the high cost of private school tuition. The rest is up to you.'

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

It's smart never to forget your amnesia.

'Bill eventually came to regret selling his sole to the Devil.'

"Seriously?"

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

'Money isn't everything, but my creditors insist on hounding me for it!'

"Im so sorry, he's at a symposium in New Jersey."