Three Wise Men Fan Pillows

Three wise men of the east following the guiding star.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Czarcasm

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Loopholes

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Wow! - Your diary is even more boring than MY diary!'

They had no idea what they were doing, but it didn't matter...

Guru in a maze.

'Just think of me as your life coach.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Advertising Agency - "Phew! Fooling some of the people all the time is hard work."

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

"Ar well, if I was 'ee I wouldn't start from 'ere."

'It's a girl!'

The final secret-santa gift exchange between the Greeks and the Trojans.

Final Liquidation Sale

"I had a brainstorm at the Existential Marketing Seminar. What if we did nothing?"

Three wise men following a lightbulb

"Dichos are bits of cultural wisdom that reflect upon life as it happens. Superstitions are magical rituals that fill a gap when knowledge fails. 'Even the best cook blackens her pot' is a dicho. Eating eggs with whipped cream before a big test is a super

"Well yes, going over the fence would be one option: Step aside, I'll try my way first..."

'2013 will be like 2012 except the world will not end.'

'It'll pay for itself in no time!'

"You're the only man he's ever liked."

Were wise (and caring) men and women go today.

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'