Triple Play Fans Pillows

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

"How was the play!"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Fancy Dress Box

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

Bad, Bad Boy!

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'Stop that racket!'

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

Who do you think you're kidding? The cub scouts don't have a "special ops."

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Teddy organ grinder

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Sawed Off Throne

"Let's play CEO's and regulators."

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

Tennis talking over the net.

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.

Proof that triangles are intelligent

Battledore and shuttlecock.