Triple Play Fans Mugs

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'My - I don't remember my second-grade Christmas play dealing with post-holiday depression.'

"How was the play!"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Fancy Dress Box

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

You're expecting twins. What! I wanted a least triplets!

Bad, Bad Boy!

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

'If anybody else asks me if they can transfer to the England cricket team, they're fired!'

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'I don't enjoy 'this little piggy' all that much, but my Dad gets a kick out of it.'

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Teddy organ grinder

'Stop that racket!'

'Get him tested. He's got to be taking some kind of performance enhancing drug.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

The Unsportables: Shot Put

"Let's play CEO's and regulators."

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

Pole Vaulting in Hurdle Race

Tennis talking over the net.

"Quick Henry, pretend you're going to attack me."

Proof that triangles are intelligent

NORWAY'S HOPE FOR GOLD IN '96: 15,000-METER SALMON RELAY.

Battledore and shuttlecock.