Triplet Aficionado Mugs

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Young Stephen King

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Romulus (left) and Remus

That's my son

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

NSA

Mc Seven

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"No—a bigger box."

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

My other viola is a Stradivari.

Fake Tropes

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

Twins

'Make it a quadruple.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."