Triplet Aficionado Gifts

'What did you learn in Science class today?'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

The Philip Marlow family

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Newton's Law and Order.

Young Stephen King

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

Dollar on the run for devils, zombies and demons.

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Romulus (left) and Remus

Mc Seven

NSA

That's my son

"Yes, that is the book I wrote, but it was heavily edited by a homicidal maniac."

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

The Spy Who Loved Me

"Damn it, Flopsy, you've cost me another bust."

"No—a bigger box."

Fake Tropes

My other viola is a Stradivari.

"The one on the left is Mary-Kate, the one on the right is Ashely. Beware them both."

'For me, this is actually an improvement; my wife is home with our octuplets.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'Sorry kid, but rules are rules!'

"My communication skills are excellent, thank you. Just because nobody in the office understands Ayapaneco."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Twins

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

Quentin Tarantino

'Make it a quadruple.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

They're on Twitter and playing Twister! Neat! Twizzler?